Even though saying his name* makes my teeth grate, Rick O’Shea, a 2FM DJ, has a blog and he has a rather amusing entry on cows.
Samples:
SOCIALISM:You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
etc etc
My favourites are these;
SURREALISM:You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
and
THE POLISH GOVERNMENT:You have two cows. You lecture one on how turning gay will mean the end of cattle. The other cow emigrates.
* I think Rick may have started deejaying when it was a requirement to have a silly name, and now he can’t turn back. Poor mite.
I did. It’s true. It’s now officially recognised as a form of child abuse but then? Sure everyone was doing it… I just felt the need to fit in. Dusty Rhodes, Robin Banks, Sandy Beech, Dan Francisco and I have a support group
It could have been a lot worse though. Bob Ferapples? Demi Tasse? Larry Gogan? (Oh, hang on….)
(Dan Franscisco = Respect.)
Dusty Rhodes must surely be the worst. Do people actually call hiim Dusty? When it comes to cows Garry Larson is your only man.
J’adore the two cows thing.
xxx
I naively used to think Dusty Rhodes was that dude’s real name. I mean, who would ever make that name up for themselves? In fairness! At least Rick O’Shea sounds like a normal person name; albeit it does conjure images of a medallion wearing wedding DJ.
Tell me Larry Gogan is real, or my world will tumble around me.
Or something.
Conor: The only Dusty I know that could carry off that name is Ms Springfield and it wasn’t her real name either.
Minge: Me too. Have you read the whole thing on Richochet’s page?
Alan: Poor Rick! Now he’s being imagined as a Disco Stu type! (Larry is real, bless him!)
Yes, I did read the whole thing and, spookily, since then, have seen it twice elsewhere on the internet!
Eeps!
HA HA that is sooooo funny i think cows can swim with dophins and who said they couldnt?!
Cows ROCK, dude! Don’t ever underestimate the power of cows!
Cows very much rock. They are responsible for about 50% of my traffic to this blog! Most amoosing.
yoan
lol that is so funny