Flicking through the music channels at a certain time of night, you’ll think that you were watching softcore lesbian porn [there's the hit count gone up for this week]. You know the type; some Ministry of Sound release by some ordinary looking producer bloke(s) with some anonymous diva plastered on top. Nobody wants to watch that and especially not at a time when nobody watch television, so get some bright colours and scantily-clad ladeez doing mildly suggestively sapphic things. Simples!

So here come trendy-arse Crookers with yet another bloody dance music video that has nothing to do with the music and is exploitative of female sexuality.