
‘A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.’ Deuteronomy 22:13-21
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‘A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.’ Deuteronomy 22:13-21
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November 3, 2009 at 6:20 pm
doktorGiblet
do they have that in lolcat?
November 4, 2009 at 10:21 am
eguinan
But if chic haz sexxes beefo, n sheet not red from bludz,21 Eww, big trubl. Gardz at teh mall tak chic home n all teh pplz wif danglee sexxes fro rox at her till she diez, WTF? cuz she maks pplz wif danglee sexxes look stoopit. Iz eevl to mak pplz wif danglee sexxes pai. Can haz onlee won danglee sexxes. Dats teh rool. Tew bad fo u.
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