I survived the bungee. [And it wasn't me saying 'Motherfucker' - although I will admit to an involuntary (and elongated) 'fuck'].

Right, I’m done with the Open University until next February (maybe); my desk is cleared at work, and I’ve just printed my boarding pass for my 9am flight to London and then onwards to Vancouver, home of Bryan ‘The Groover’ Adams.

You’ll not be hearing anything from me for quite some time. Especially if the bungee jumps goes awry.

Toodles!

Apparently work is being done on a LOLspeak version of the Bible. In the meantime, here’s a set of vows that is just CRYING out to be enacted and put on YouTube. Hilarious (if you get LOLcats- the other half has no idea why I crack up at this stuff).

Stephen at Live Granades is a genius.

O hai. We here before all dese ppl and Ceiling Cat sos cat 1 and cat 2 can has marriage.

cat 1 and cat 2, marriage iz commitment and all about luv, so if u marry wifout thinkin hard about it, ur doin it wrong.

Anyone has visible reason they shud no marry? No? Gud.

cat 1 and cat 2, LOLCat Bible sez, “Luv is pashient an kind and stuff, luv no has jelusy and no shows off. It not rude, it not say UR DOIN IT WRONG. It no aligned wif basement cat but only ceiling cat. Luv protectz, trusts in all teh stuff, hopes in all teh stuff, sticks wif u in all teh stuff. FAIL? Not luv.” Dis what luv shud be for u.

cat 1, what u here for? (cat 2’s paw for marryin)

What u promis for cat 2? (I can has u, cat 2, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)

cat 2, what u here for? (cat 1’s paw for marryin)

What u promis for cat 1? (I can has u, cat 1, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)

Marriage no jus two cats, it needz other cats for supports and luv. Srsly, all u be there for them? (Yes.)

I can has bukkit wif rings?

Rings are all round, they has no end jus like your luv. cat 1, place ring on cat 2’s paw and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u. cat 2, u do same and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u.

U both now all married. Ceiling cat will now watch u kiss.

Here is cat 1 and cat 2 all married. Kthxbai.

 

 

The cunning linguists among you may enjoy the LOLcat entry in Wikipedia. It’s all terribly highbrow really. Srsly.

A girl walks into a bar and says, “Can I have a double entendre?” So the bartender gives it to her…

I was going to wait til next week to share the new mix so that I could start with “Free at last! Free at last!”, but to hell with it, here it is.

Tracklist

Ok, you can forget the dismal 2 Hearts now, Freemasons have rejigged Kylie’s The One and totally nailed it.

Coming to a Daddy or Chips? mix near you soon!

The maximum price around the world is $199 USD. 

So sayeth Steve (being liveblogged over at MacRumors Live). And $299 for the 16GB version. Good grief!

My chunky little Sony Ericsson is sweating nervously….

(Oooh, just noticed that this is my 200th post - what on Earth have I been going on about in 200 posts? )

Adorable!