Because he's too fabulous to turn up for court, and he's too fabulous to pick up litter. Read all about it with the trusty BBC!
The judge said the Boy could hold a makeup workshop as part of his punishment for wasting police time. Snigger.
Meanwhile, here's a Boy George lookalike called Brandon. Isn't he good? More from Brandon and chums over at Everything Boy George: The Devil in Sister George. Fun times.