SOCIALISM:You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
My favourites are these;
SURREALISM:You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
THE POLISH GOVERNMENT:You have two cows. You lecture one on how turning gay will mean the end of cattle. The other cow emigrates.
* I think Rick may have started deejaying when it was a requirement to have a silly name, and now he can’t turn back. Poor mite.