Best of #IrishShadesofGrey

  1. tnteacherTim
    @Sharon_Murphy Brill. The Irish ppl have unbelievable sense of humour. #irishshadesofgrey
    Fri, Jul 20 2012 15:52:06
  2. Oh yes? Let’s see…
  3. mickknowles
    Slowly he ran his finger down the middle, parting the pink softness, feeling the moist sticky centre. He loved a Mikado. #irishshadesofgrey
    Fri, Jul 20 2012 12:56:31
  4. A bit of context here about Mikados.
  5. This is what they look like. Image of Mikado buscuit (cough)
  6. Lynda Butler
    Irish 50 shades of grey:-“oh my god” it’s so long” she gasped in surprise. “jeysus! I’ve never seen one so long” she thought……As she joined the end of the dole queue…….
    Sat, Jul 21 2012 11:26:43
  7. Trillian_01
    Bríd’s knees were sore and her throat was raw. This was the longest Novena she’d ever attended. #IrishShadesOfGrey
    Fri, Jul 20 2012 12:56:31
  8. YoureSomeDoll
    Mary slowly parted her lips & slid out her tongue, she’d waited days for this… She loved getting Communion at mass #IrishShadesOfGrey
    Fri, Jul 20 2012 12:56:31
  9. Trillian_01
    “You’re so tight”, he said. “I’m from Cavan”, she replied. #IrishShadesOfGrey
    Fri, Jul 20 2012 12:56:31
  10. Lorna_Sleek
    Honest ta God, it was the biggest Mickey I’ve ever seen – Moira was overwhelmed by her first trip to the Disney Store #IrishShadesOfGrey
    Mon, Jul 16 2012 13:53:40
  11. Emily Sawyer
    Irish Shades of Grey….” kisding her softly, he muttered, ‘you remind me of my mother’….” ; )
    Thu, Jul 19 2012 05:26:45
  12. Pat Molloy
    Spotted this in the paper last week, tweets irish fans have made up, ‘ 50 shades of green’ -Spread ’em, he said gruffly. Margie looked a the bags of fertiliser destined for the back field.Is that the latest thing now? Twas far away from Fifty Shades of Grey ye were all reared.Can’t ye moan a bit when I’m making love to you he says. Well that ceiling could do with a lick ‘o paint for a start.Slowly Rory Green turned around to face me and at once I began to tremble. Jazus, I thought. What the feck’s he going to do with that yoke?
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 12:28:14
  13. lilywhitearmy
    #irishshadesofgrey ‘She Quivered as I stroked her thighs.
    ‘Take me in the shower Sean!’ I
    whispered to her ‘Wait til I turn on the
    immersion
    Sun, Jul 15 2012 01:19:21
  14. “Do you live in immortal fear of leaving the immersion on?”Read more: http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/Take-this-popular-but-wacky-Irish-citizenship-test-136869738.html#ixzz21IRreK00
  15. bkbyrne
    #irishshadesofgrey After collapsing sweaty,spent. Biddy’s body was still in need, “I’d mill a glass of Miwadi now” she gushed.
    Mon, Jul 16 2012 09:12:33
  16. Miwadi is a kind of orange-flavoured cordial. Ubiquitous in many an Irish childhood.
  17. Lizzies_86
    #irishshadesofgrey She widened her mouth, trying to fit it all in!! Juices ran down her face….. Mary did love a kebab after coppers….
    Tue, Jul 17 2012 01:58:40
  18. dazlo3500
    ‘Stick it in there man, come on! Make me happy’ she screamed. Mary was impatient when John took ages with the DVD player. #irishshadesofgrey
    Fri, Jul 20 2012 12:56:31
  19. ericstully
    His fingers sank into the tender white flesh of the inner thigh.”Jaysus,nobody roasts a chicken like mam”,he sighed. #irishshadesofgrey
    Sun, Jul 15 2012 14:35:18
  20. DonnaQuilty
    Her jaw had been open for 25 minutes now. He had been prodding and probing her mouth……. Mary hated the dentist #irishshadesofgrey
    Fri, Jul 13 2012 14:20:53
  21. Kips OnDurant has a go without the constraints of 140 sexy characters.
  22. Kips OnDurant
    50 Shades of Grey – The Irish Version… Give it to me, give it to me’, he roared aggressively.
    Some days Mary hated working at Ulster Bank.He slipped his hand under the red
    silk.. “You’re so beautiful in that dress.”
    “Feck off, it was only a euro in
    Penneys!”… Bríd’s knees were sore and her throat
    was raw…This was the longest Novena
    she’d ever attended.You’re so tight, he said, I’m from Cavan she replied.Slowly he ran his finger down the
    middle, parting the pink softness, feeling the moist sticky centre. He loved a Mikado.
    ‘She Quivered as I stroked her thighs.

    ‘Take me in the shower Sean!’
    I whispered to her ‘Wait til I turn on the immersion’

    ‘Her underwear was wet as he pulled
    the rope. There’s great drying out
    today she thought as the clothes line
    hoisted’

    She wrapped her fingers around it and
    greedily pulled it towards her lips.20
    bottles for 15 euro at Centra Mick!
    A mighty bargain!

    ‘its so long! Never seen the likes of it!’
    exclaimed Máire, as she joined the
    dole queue

    She widened her mouth, trying to fit it
    all in!! Juices ran down her face. Mary
    did love a kebab after the pub

    She was panting as she let out one
    final scream of pure pleasure. There
    was nothing like beating Kilkenny in the
    hurling

    She took a deep breath as the shivers
    rolled down her hot body… Jaysus, she
    thought. The vicks is kicking in now!

    Come on! Pump it hard.. Real hard! But
    it was no use the tyre was definitely
    punctured!

    He asked if she could handle more
    than one finger. She said she preferred
    Hob Nobs or a purple snack with
    her tea

    ‘Spread ’em’, he said gruffly. Margie
    looked dolefully at the bags of fertilizer
    destined for the back field.

    Wed, Jul 18 2012 18:17:29
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